This is The Babylon Bee Weekly News Show for the week of 9/11/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week\u2019s biggest stories like California\u2019s progressive green energy grid leading the nation in brownouts, anonymous sources totally confirming that Trump punched a baby, and a man blowing up his house in an attempt to swat a fly. Kyle and Ethan also dig into the video archives to find really weird videos from Christian music and educational programming to talk about how weird they are. For example, why is that loaf of bread talking to us?
Intro
Kyle and Ethan discuss September 11 and Frank J. Fleming\u2019s Superego: Fathom Audible release.
Stuff That\u2019s Good
Kyle likes the video game Fall Guys.
Ethan likes a Youtube Channel called Corridor Crew.
Weird News
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Stories of the Week
Governor Newsom Claims Rolling Blackouts Are To Show Support For Black Lives Matter
Summary: California has been experiencing blackouts across the state. While many thought the blackouts were due to poor planning and unrealistic green energy requirements, Governor Gavin Newsom clarified that he ordered the blackouts as a powerful display supporting BLM.
'Humans Are Basically Good,' Says Man Who Has Never Met A 3-Year-Old
Summary: Local man Chad Bruner says he believes all humans are born good, that altruism is man\u2019s natural state, and that it is society and parenting that corrupts them. Incidentally, Bruner had no younger siblings, no kids of his own, not even any nephews or nieces or even some neighbor kids. When asked \u2018Have you ever even met a three year old once in your life?\u201d he answered no.
Anonymous White House Source Claims Trump Punched A Baby
Summary: According to an anonymous source in the White House, President Trump shocked aides and other staffers last year when he lost his temper and punched a baby in the face.
Topic of the Week
The Babylon Bee Writers React to Weird Christian Videos
Jesus is a Friend of Mine \xa0
Third Eagle of the Apocalypse\xa0
Carman - A Witch\u2019s Invitation
Creepy bread loaf at minute 1:50
Hate Mail
Young earth creationists send in some hate over our recent interview and some guy wrote us to make sure we knew that Trump did not punch that baby.
Subscriber Portion
Calvin H. sent in audio and wants to know from Kyle what a libertarian America would look like and the guys tell more stories about crazy stuff that neighbors and family friends have done to them.
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