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He looks around the kitchen and says, "Something is really weird"\nShe says, "Why do you say that?"\nHe says "'cause you keep tryin' to get me out of here"\nHe says "Ever since I been in this house your face has went from white to red\nAnd remember when I first walked through the door\nYou act like you had seen a ghost from the dead"\nThen he says, "Girl if you hidin' something I'm gonna be so mad"\nThen he hears something fallin' he says "What the fuck was that?"\nShe says "It sound like it came from upstairs, sounds like the plumbing"\nHe said "Woman that sound did not come from upstairs\nI'll be damned if you're not up to something\nNow the sound that I just heard, it came from this kitchen."\nAnd then he looks over by the stove\nWhile shes easin' over by the dishes\nAnd then he walks over to the refrigerator and pushes it back\nAnd then he looks her in her face, looks like she's about to have a heart attack\nThen he notices the pie on the counter: one slice is missing\nNow the story's gettin' scary\n'Cause he comes to realize that Bridget is allergic to cherry\nThen he slowly looks up at her and now her face is red as hell\nHe's breathing real hard, movin' closer, she says, "Hun, you don't look so well"\nAnd then he says, "Move!"\nShe says, "No"\nHe says, "Move!"\nShe says, "No"\n"BITCH MOVE!!!" She moves!\nAnd then, he looks at the cabinet\nHe walks to the cabinet\nGet close to the cabinet\nNow he's opening the cabinet\nNow pause the movie 'cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted\nNot only is there a man in this cabinet\nBut the man is a midget (midget, midget, midget...)