Humans: A Blorgnathian Delicacy?

Published: Aug. 5, 2022, 6:35 a.m.

A man struggles with his decision to become a \u201cCultural Ambassador\u201d to a newly befriended alien species.


Genre: Science Fiction

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Excerpt:
Yeah, I\u2019ve come to terms with it. I\u2019m not going offworld to do anything noble, like teach aliens how to speak human languages, or to plant trees, build houses, or pass out blankets and water during emergencies. I\u2019m going offworld to go live in the house of some rich Blorgnathian who\u2019ll spend the next five years licking my face.

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CREDITS
Story: \u201cHumans: A Blorgnathian Delicacy?\u201d Copyright \xa9 2018 by Nila L. Patel
Narration, Episode Art, Editing, and Production:\xa0 Nila L. Patel

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Music:
\u201cTrip-Hop Lounge Abstract Background\u201d by Digital Emotions (Intro/Outro)

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Music by Chris Logsdon*
\u201cHaunted Town\u201d
\u201cMystical Town\u201d
\u201cWhimsical Town\u201d
\u201cMining Town\u201d
\u201cShady Town\u201d

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Music by Andrew Sitkov (MuzStation Game Music)*
\u201cStars Talk\u201d
\u201cAnother World\u201d
\u201cFight Till Dying\u201d

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*These tracks were part of a music and sound effects bundles I purchased from Humble Bundle and sourced from GameDev Market.

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Music by Andrew Sitkov and Chris Logsdon is licensed from GameDev Market

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Find more music by Digital_Emotions at audiojungle.net
Find more music by Andrew Sitkov and Chris Logsdon at gamedevmarket.net
Find more stories by Nila at storyfeather.com

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Episode Art Description: Digital drawing.\xa0 At center, a human man, whose face and hands are dark (in silhouette). He stands, three-quarters profile facing right, in the middle of a giant plate that sits on a flat surface. His arms are raised to his sides and his face looks up. Just behind him, sitting at the table is a giant humanoid being seen from waist up to nostrils. The being has large scales over their chest and arms. Their hands rest on either side of the plate, one at right curled around a fork, the one at left curled around a knife. The being\u2019s mouth is open, a long knobby tapered tongue descending and curling behind the man on the plate. The being is wearing a hood. A watermark of the word \u201cStoryfeather\u201d appears over the image.

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