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In a futuristic world, an evil billionaire recreates the dinosaurs (making them small, have normal arms, and recovering carnivores) and then hatches a villainous plan to wipe out all life on Earth, creating a utopia of dinos and humans - so just like the current status in the movie. WTF is this POS?

Theodore Rex is insufferable. At no point in its incoherent rambling is a modicum of enjoyment to be had. It\'s baffling yet it hurts your brain. It\'s fast-paced, yet nothing is moving the plot forward. It\'s got incredibly bad production design, but what happens in the foreground is so painful that you can\'t mind everything in the background. The acting is awful, the costumes are amateur, the "jokes" are "huh"-inducing. Yet all that takes a back seat to how atrocious the screenplay is. This falls into the "we are talking like you, Earth human. All your base are belong to us!" category of writing. 

While it\'s one of the biggest POS in history, it\'s just too insufferable to recommend. We absolutely hated it and just wanted it to end. It\'s truly one of the bottom 3 movies we\'ve reviewed on the show. Stay away, all.