The Adventures of Pluto Nash - "Adventures" is a strong word

Published: Sept. 3, 2019, 9:23 p.m.

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The biggest flop in Hollywood history visits the podcast, eats all our food, backups the sewer system and kidnaps our children and then quietly makes us forget that any of it ever happened. Will it be worse than The Love Guru?

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Nope.

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The weird thing about Pluto Nash is that is just nothing. It doesn\'t make you angry. The jokes aren\'t groan-worthy. The plot doesn\'t cause your eyes to roll so hard they pop out. It\'s just a bunch of nothing. There may not be another movie that has ever made us feel so dispassionate towards it. We just don\'t care about it - not even enough to hate.

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Which is likely it\'s fatal flaw. Don\'t get us wrong, it\'s a turd sandwich. But does it belong in the same discussion as other bottom 100 movies? If you gave a Ted Talk about the worst movies of all time, you\'d be a jackass because Ted Talks are super narcissistic but you\'d also spend zero time talking about the biggest flop in Hollywood history.

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"Pluto Nash? Oh yes of course, but lets move on to House of the Dead."

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So just don\'t bother with The Adventures of Pluto Nash. No one else has.

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