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It was one of the biggest horror movies of the 2000s and created an entire style of film-making on the cheap for such studios as The Asylum and Blumhouse. So that should mean its good, right? Wrong. Saw stinks on ice. Happy 300th episode to us, I guess.

Where to begin with the problems of the film? Well lets actually start with a compliment. It only cost $1.2 million. Could they have used the money more wisely to make a better film and still raked in the cash? Absolutely. 

First there is Cary Elwes, who astounds at his lack of nomination in the Razzie awards. Rest assured, when we get our time machine built and right the wrongs of crappy movie award history, Mr. Wesley will be getting a big ol\' SMABFA for either best or worst bad actor. He stinks. Then you\'ve got Danny Glover working in mostly ADR in his usual befuddled whisper talk. It\'s a shame the two didn\'t get more screen time together because wow...So the acting is atrocious.

Then there is the story. Oh wait. Sorry. I mean the concept. There is no story. Just a concept of two guys stuck in an icky bathroom with a mystery to solve and limited tools to do so. That sounds nice in concept but then you\'ve got to write something around it, otherwise you\'ll little film will be only 15 minutes long. However, what they packed around this thing is pure garbage. The killer\'s only motivation is.... nothing. Truly nothing. He has brain cancer and Cary Elwes character told him about it. So even if he had done so without bedside manner, why the hell did he murder all those other people who have no connection to anything. I\'ll tell you the connection. Why bother writing consistently when you can crank it out in an hour and not have the majority of people notice. Then there\'s the worst cop ever in Danny Glover\'s Tapp. If police of the world were like this, crime would run rampant as there would be no judge in the world that would allow any evidence this moron collects to be admissible. Then he ends up getting overpowered by a feeble hospital orderly who weighs 1/2 as much, is a foot shorter, just got whipped by a suburban mom and has a damn pair of scissors in his leg. WTF?

Lastly and most painfully, the film is impossibly boring. There is so much flashback and broken narrative to try to establish some context to the concept that gets mixed up, jumps timelines, has no perspective and still doesn\'t make any sense which is common in crappy films but this one delivers its inane ramblings via jumpy camera work, shakey editting, Rob Zombie style editing and the general post production distraction dumpy studios try to make to hide their awful film.

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1. Not a good movie
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2. Made the worst style of horror telling for the next 10 years
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3. Painfully boring
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Yup, this box office smash stinks.

Check out the trailer for the new Jigsaw film and let us know what you think of the music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcb68kAOvt4

Streaming Do\'s and Don\'ts

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• The Bermuda Triangle w/ Rifftrax - Amazon Prime
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• Cult of Chucky - Netflix
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• The Worst Witch - YouTube
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