Running Scared - Retreat Annoyed

Published: March 25, 2019, 10:42 p.m.

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The greatest question posed by man since 1986 is "what the heck do people see in this pile?" It\'s like working next to a construction site. Its like a toaster that always burns your bread. Its like a script that tries to make the leads the two most annoying people on the planet and succeeds. Running Scared sucks.

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Imagine yourself living in the universe as Gregory Hines and Billy Crystal\'s characters. Worse yet, imagine having to work with them. They\'re worse then Lumberg. Each and every Monday would be a compounding hell, when you the entire department is called in for the morning brief and you can\'t get through it because these two are trying to be funny throughout the whole thing. Keyword - "trying".

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The "jokes" are constant - yes, but not only are they not funny - they aren\'t even jokes. It\'s the classic trick that crappy comedians pull on the unwitting - make goofy voices and talk really fast and constantly. Those are clearly jokes, right? Wrong. I mean look at this:

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Excuse me, we\'re from Noisebusters. Do you know where the Menudo concert is?

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THAT\'S funny? It\'s nonsense! It doesn\'t even make sense in the context of any of its own premises!

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Running Scared is a loud, constant annoyance and the sooner mankind realizes that it\'s a travesty, the sooner we can move on as a society.

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