Mortal Kombat: Annhilation - Boredal Kumquat

Published: Aug. 31, 2015, 11:10 p.m.

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When you take 70-bajillion characters with vague powers and zero characterization, toss in a very poorly cast James Remar who manages to act worse than Christopher Lambert, sprinkle with crappy, boring fight scenes with a side of the worst special effects ever, and then finish off with completely removing any bit of "Mortal Kombating" while still calling it Mortal Kombat, you\'ve built a movie worthy of being called one of the worst movies of all time. Mortal Kombat: Annhiliation deserves to be in the IMDB Bottom 100, should have swept the Razzie awards and deserves to be mentioned alongside Birdemic and Manos: The Hands of Fate. It is a truly awful and painful film to view.

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The acting is terrible, the directing is terrible, the writing is terrible, the choregraphy is terrible, the set design is terrible, the music is terrible, the costumes are terrible, and so on a so forth. Despite all of this, the primary problem with this film is none of these. The problem is that it is painfully boring. While all of these bad qualities are worth laughing at in other bad films, these can\'t over come how bored you are as a viewer of seeing nothing happen for an hour and a half.

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Our very best recommendation is to NOT watch this film. It\'s not worth viewing for any reason. The good news is that it didn\'t even get nominated for a Razzie NOR is it in the IMDB Bottom 100. So a bad movie historian or tourist of Razzies and IMDB Bottom 100 have no reason to watch this.

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Individual Ratings:

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Over the top action:1-star
Cheesy effects:5-star
Horrendous acting:4-star
Laugh-out-loud-ability:0-star
Ridiculous stunts:1-star
Gratuitous nudity:0-star
Memorable one-liners:0-star

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Overall Ratings:

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Good Movie Quality: 1-star
Bad Movie Quality:2-star

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