Midnight Ride - Paging Doctor Bananas

Published: Sept. 28, 2015, 9:38 p.m.

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Mark Hamill kidnaps a lady so that he can have his doctor zap her brains but first he must give slip to the husband, one Michael Dudikoff. It\'s a thriller/action/slasher movie where Hamill shows he\'s nuts, Dudikoff gives us his "whoa-face", we learn who Tommy Wiseau\'s mother is and Robert Mitchum is on set for about 2 hours!

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This movie is pretty ridiculous. It never stops moving with absurdity. From Dudikoff getting strapped to the hood of a car in an elaborate death method to the explosion of a family in a station wagon to endless fog to the bad "Xtreme Sports" music choice. It\'s bat shit. 

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The film has absolutely no clue what the heck it is. It\'s a slasher with no blood. It\'s an car chase movie with little car chasing. It\'s a thriller with non-diagetic music that fits a 90\'s Nerf commercial. What it is though is hot. It\'s fast-paced, laugh a second, splosions all over the place and never-ending ludicrousness. It\'s awesome.

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We all really liked Midnight Ride. It\'s a great time and should not be missed by fans of Hamill, Dudikoff, Oldsmobiles, and banana business. Great time.

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Individual Ratings:

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Over the top action:3-star
Cheesy effects:2-star
Horrendous acting:4-star
Laugh-out-loud-ability:4-star
Ridiculous stunts:3-star
Gratuitous nudity:0-star
Memorable one-liners:3-star

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Overall Ratings:

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Good Movie Quality: 4-star
Bad Movie Quality:7-star

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