Halloween III - More questions that you can shake Stonehenge at!

Published: Oct. 19, 2015, 10:18 p.m.

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Tom Atkins stars as a mustache-ride-given hacker doctor detective with the help of a young woman who may or may not be an android to take down a Irish/Californian novelty gift manufacturer who wants to use the powers of Stonehenge to transform millions of children into bugs and snakes. Don\'t come for Michael Meyers, stay for the endless sea of questions.

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The movie is completely silly. The plot of ridiculous and with each moment the viewer is just presented more and more questions. It\'s like the entire run of Lost or the heads of the Hydra. When you answer one question, five more questions sprout up. Each character\'s motivations are pretty confusing not to mention who the hell they are. Why is Tom Atkins the detective? Why is he alcoholic? Is the girl a robot the entire time? If so, why does she lead Tom Atkins directly to the Silver Shamrock Corp? Does Silver Shamrock murder children or do they just become bugs and snakes? If its murder, then is it murder by teleporting bugs and snakes into their brains? Just writing these questions make me think of more. We could spend 900 pages in just questions.

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We love this film and highly recommend it. Especially if you hated it when you were a child. Come back. It\'s fantastic.

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Individual Ratings:

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Over the top action:3-star
Cheesy effects:4-star
Horrendous acting:3-star
Laugh-out-loud-ability:4-star
Ridiculous stunts:2-star
Gratuitous nudity:1-star
Memorable one-liners:3-star

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Overall Ratings:

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Good Movie Quality: 4-star
Bad Movie Quality:8-star

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