Furious 7 - Bad Movie Field Trip

Published: April 11, 2015, 9:49 p.m.

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I think you may not need us to tell you whether you should view this film or not, because you\'ve already seen it. Everyone on Earth has already seen it. This movie is a bigger deal than The Beatles, Moses, and Channing Tatum\'s undies rolled into one. So instead here\'s just some general thoughts.

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The Fast and The Furious franchise is maybe the best thing that Universal has ever given the world. Its single movie viewing experience that has a little bit for everyone. People from all walks of life love this shit. You could find yourself sitting next to the Mayor or a homeless man in the theater and at one point you\'ll give either of them high-fives. We should drop these movies out of airplanes instead of bombs and there would be peace.

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It should be noted that Justin gave bad info in this episode. The movie does NOT have an 87 Metascore. It\'s at 67. Which is pretty high. Everyone forgets that they are watching a movie that makes no sense and has terrible acting. And it doesn\'t matter. That\'s a good thing for bad movies.

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However, we all agree that this may be our least favorite Fast/Furious movie of the last 4. It has sped up footage, action that you can\'t tell what\'s happening, the one- liners are poorly thought out and not creative and has the least amount of ridiculousness over the other films. But it\'s still a total do if your the only person left on the planet who hasn\'t seen it.

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Individual Ratings:

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Over the top action:4-star
Cheesy effects:2-star
Horrendous acting:3-star
Laugh-out-loud-ability:3-star
Ridiculous stunts:4-star
Gratuitous nudity:1-star
Memorable one-liners:2-star

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Overall Ratings:

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Good Movie Quality: 5-star
Bad Movie Quality:7-star

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