The Parasite Always Gets The Girl

Published: Sept. 7, 2020, 5:43 a.m.

Boimler has a girlfriend, and she isn't a hologram. Mariner looks to uncover the mystery, or is she just jealous? Then, Tendi and Rutherford are pitted against each other in the competition for a T88. And, sorry about your new floors, but we're totally going to implode your moon. -Brought to you by Section 31- Nathan Adams Heather Ferris Rocky Robinson Patrick Hall 00:40 Welcome! 01:09 Heather's on an away mission...Romulan Ale had nothing to do with it. 02:30 Nothing like the smell of a plasma fire 03:00 Star...Trek? 03:50 Star Trek Discovery's 1st Non-Binary and Transgender Characters 05:00 Star Trek Day! September 8th! StarTrek.com/Day 07:00 New Star Trek Emojis 08:25 Visit the worms? 09:20 Get your Klingon Bloodwine! 09:54 Shout out to Nog. RIP! 10:25 Why Quark's holosuites always go down 11:00 Star Treks: Lower Decks Episode 5 "Cupid's Errant Arrow" 12:30 Government made it up! 13:00 Computer: End Program! And serious Hopp-age 13:30 Big Hair Beckett 13:50 She called him Boim Boim! 14:10 Feeling around 14:30 He called her Bun Bun! 14:50 Kirk Sundae/Trip Tucker Sprinkles 15:00 T88 16:00 Are you Yoda-ing us? 16:20 Starfleet Gossip 17:00 Alien girl references 17:20 TNG - When Westley knocked over a bush. KILL HIM! 18:30 So many Easter Eggs 19:00 Watch it for the replay value 20:00 Boimler has competition - Jet 20:30 Boy Size: Small 21:00 Cosplay for the future 21:30 Beer, hot? 21:45 Tendi slaps the dude 22:00 Shipping Boimler and Mariner? 23:00 She likes worms? Worm tea? 23:40 Act II 24:30 Are Purple Undies Starfleet Regulation? 25:30 Moon Bidness. Just had the floors redone! 26:00 Over-Boiming it 26:30 Anti-Positron noise or some sick dub step! 27:00 This show was brought to you by Section 31 27:00 Holo-Heather? 28:00 Juicy worm gossip about Leland...PP tape? 28:50 @realGulDukat on twitter 30:00 Boimler blows her demo 31:00 I can walk myself! Come on, walk me, Jet! 31:30 Large Hands and Downtown 32:00 Cats have pajamas? 32:30 WAP means... 33:30 Tendi vs Rutherford for a T88 34:00 Wormholing 35:00 Did you see The Sisko? 35:30 Act III 36:30 Did the Parasite affect both women? 37:00 Lover! Lover! Lover! 37:45 The Parasite gets the girl in the end! 38:20 Lieutenant Commander Ron Docent 39:30 Freaky Cyborgs? What? It's for later! 40:20 They're criminals together 41:00 T88's on the Black Market 42:00 T88, D54, WD40 42:30 Duct Tape Manscaping 44:00 Merch and Don't break your coffee cup! 44:45 StarTrek.com 45:45 Boimler shook hands with what?! 46:00 Girl Stuff 46:30 In the extras? 47:00 More of The Sisko? 48:00 Things you can't un-see. And why you get transferred. 48:50 Tribbles Fire Phasers! 49:20 Deep conversations with Tribbles: Food? 50:00 Someone needs a pedicure? 51:00 Next week... 51:15 Hummers 52:10 Lower Decks Season 2? IMDB.org Thanks for listening!!! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit