Suliban, Suliban. Does Whatever a Suliban Can...

Published: Jan. 18, 2021, 7:35 a.m.

We go all the way back to Star Trek: Enterprise! What was the deal with that theme song? Why does Phlox have such a big smile? Hoshi speaks Klingon, T'Pol attacks a bread stick, There's a Timey-Wimey Wibbly Wobbly room, and when you visit strange new worlds, some things are extra sexy. Special Guest - Rocky's little Sister, Patty! -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 54 00:30 He has a sister?! 01:30 Mischievous Tribbles 02:08 Meet Rocky's Sister, Patty! 02:30 Grounded? 03:20 Hatched 04:00 Interesting Pictures? 05:00 News: Mary Wiseman confirms Queer and Proud 06:00 Representation matters 07:00 "I thought I was a Gay Asian" 07:30 News: Critic's Choice Awards 10:55 News: Gaaaysinspaaace.org - Michael Dorn Zoom Event 1/21/21 12:50 News: Have a little Data in your house: exo-6.com 14:40 Highly Disturbing 15:30 Star Trek: Enterprise (S1E1) - "Broken Bow Part 1" 16:30 The song. (There is a skip intro button.) 17:00 Ear Worm 17:45 Karaoke 18:15 WTF?! Star Trek doesn't sing lyrics at you!? 18:30 The visual montage, though 19:30 Original theme lyrics 20:50 "Where no man has gone before" 21:15 Tommy "Tiny" Lister, Jr - as Klaang 21:45 Klingot? 22:20 Ask questions later, shoot first 23:00 He should've stayed inside 23:15 First times and Models 25:15 Act I - "First Mission" 26:11 Trip drives a Shuttlepod like people parallel park! 28:00 Vulcan assholes 28:45 Looking at the dates 29:45 James Cromwell 31:00 Names sound familiar? 31:30 Bringing Hoshi in 32:30 I'll never forget this sound... 33:00 Captions: "Speaking Klingon" 33:30 Got a Q in it 34:00 You've been on Earth too long 35:00 Ensign Mayweather is a Belter? 35:20 First Enterprise Starship Launch 35:45 A tin can that can barely do Warp 4 36:10 Interfaces - Like a Casio exploded 38:30 Netflix Wins? 39:15 Something smells 39:40 Act II - "Klingon Kidnapping" 40:20 Space-time room 41:00 Now it's time to swim 41:40 Dr. Phlox - Creepy? 43:30 The Other Guys - Out of time - All Rise 44:15 Hoshi and Space Travel 45:15 Listening to Hoshi 45:30 One thing about something or other 46:20 Eating the Afterlife? 47:30 Some funny parts 48:00 Eating with the captain 50:20 Handshakes? 51:00 Good Handjob? 51:25 Act III - "Strange New Worlds 52:00 Space is very Big 53:00 I didn't lose him, he was taken! 53:45 Paying attention to Hoshi 54:25 Suliban, Suliban. Does whatever a Suliban can... 55:00 Marvel is going to sue us 55:14 Don't F*ck the alien women 55:50 Sucking the Butterflies 56:45 20 years ago... 58:30 More Convention talk 1:01:00 The kid getting weened off 1:02:50 What's in the box?! 1:03:30 The tribbles broke out in song? 1:04:28 Thanks to Patty for... 1:05:45 Nuclear Wessels? 1:07:10 Make sure to come back next week for Part 2 of "Broken Bow" Thanks for listening! Email: thecollective@starfleetunderground.com Website: starfleetunderground.com Twitter: twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG Instagram: instagram.com/starfleetunderground Facebook: facebook.com/starfleetunderground YouTube: www.youtube.com/Qtsy16 Explicit