I learn that town of Eastfell has been attacked by a painted sorceress and an army of big clawed goblinoid minions for unknown but presumably sinister reasons. Naturally I rush here to take back the occupied watch tower. If any brigands try to stop be they care going to get 12% more ass whooping because I have stuff to do.
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