Finally, a DIGITAL cure for baldness!

Published: March 26, 2020, noon

Researchers at South Mimms U have come up with a revolutionary new way to cure baldness - digital hair. A simple implant delivers total coverage and flexibility. You can get haircuts online, change hair colour via an app on your phone, and boost your wi-fi coverage! Too good to be true? It probably is. Find out how it works.\xa0

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