This week, on a very special Xavier's Birthday episode, we try out some new mic techniques and talk about hangovers, Taylor Swift and pedophilia, Mega Man X in bed, Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, Banjo Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64, Mario Kart 64, Virtual Chess 64, a bizarre Super Mario 64 mission, Crackdown, and lying about enjoying a party.
\nAs a special birthday surprise, I barely put together any news this week, but I make up for it by barely putting together a theme song for SSST either. We do talk about a few things - those copies of Resident Evil 6 were totally stolen, the Killzone Trilogy is totally a thing, EA is totally uninterested in games with no online component, Darksiders II is totally saving THQ's bacon, Ubisoft announced a totally rad new AssCreed mobile game (Assassin's Creed Utopia), and Ace Attorney is totally coming to 3DS.
\nWe go long on the Ask SSJ this week, talking about cereal conspiracies, the Illuminati, laughing at friends' injuries, horrible drug trips, seeing each other's privates, "being like food", near-death experiences (and the dangers of bark), the worst episode of SSJ, manliness, the economic ramifications of infinite money, euphemisms for masturbation, superhuman vomiting, drunken promises, our newest fan the Grim Reaper, bloodsports (and the cruelest deathtrap of all - life), what it takes to be cool, and our new names.
\nThen Tom gets offered coke, I realise I'm actually 21, and then THE EPISODE ENDS. WHOA
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\nMUSIC USED:
\nSSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
\nAnd The Beat Goes On: Pablo J & The Lobsterettes
\n\nDie Uhr Rmx: Pocketmaster / CC BY-NC-ND 2.0\napelz: Occasional Octopus
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