SRC 187: Santa's Slay (2005)

Published: Dec. 7, 2017, 3:22 p.m.

JINGLE TURDS month continues!\xa0 The Cinematic Flushers take on a Kool Aid Santa!\xa0 When an evil version of the Claus legend (Bill Goldberg) returns to earth after a thousand years of giving joy, he proceeds to slaughter all the residents in a small Canadian town.\xa0 It's up to a young boy (Douglas Smith) and his magical grandpa (Robert Culp) to stop him.\xa0 What follows are 78 minutes of C cup boomies, lame practical effects, D list cameos, and pro wrestler Goldberg steamrolling through all of his scenes like he was desperate to get to a restroom.

Here's the TRAILER.

Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out are Degenerate John & Dee Dee from the Steel Cage Radio podcast.

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