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Second chances they don\u2019t ever matter people never change!\n\nUNLESS you\u2019re Jlo and Ben Affleck that is. ATTN SLOOTS: PLEASE do not take this as a sign to back to your trifling, good-for-nothing ex. BUT on the off chance that they don\u2019t fall directly in the \u201cpiece of shit\u201d category, Sofia has some choice words for you this week. But wait! Not only Sofia, we are FINALLY joined by our OG producer Alex Franco! Yes, everyone's FAVORITE e-girl is BACK! Together the two catch up on each other's lives discussing Sofia\u2019s most recent vaginal crisis (STD free though!) and much like Jenny from the Block, Alex\u2019s rekindled flame with her ex. Since love (or some other odor) seems to be in the air, Sofia felt it was appropriate to dive into the PAINFUL discussion of THEM vs. THE IDEA of them in today's Sloot University. I know it hurts Sloots, but it needs to be discussed. We know you envision a life of romance and 401K\u2019s with Brad, but you need to open your eyes to your current reality, which is someone who punches walls when he gets \u201cmad\u201d and crusty sheets and cum towels that haven\u2019t been washed since you last did it for him 3 months ago. Sometimes it\u2019s better to rip the bandaid off now. But you know what they say, if you love something, set them free. If it comes back it\u2019s yours - even if it's 18 years and three husbands later!\xa0\n\nFollow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn\nFind merch HERE:\xa0https://sofiafranklyn.com/\xa0\n\nShip Station:\xa0http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA\xa0\nMerit:\xa0http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA\xa0to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchase\nZola:\xa0http://www.Zola.com/\nSkinSolutions.MD:\xa0https://sofia.skinsolutions.md/\xa0for special discounted price\n \nTo learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy\n \n Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices