\u201cIt\u2019s not my fault he\u2019s like in love with me or something!\u201d - John to Sofia after he made out with her boyfriend\n\nYES SLOOTS\u2026Our king is BACK. 53 episodes later John Like the Bible has returned from war\u2026and by war we mean the one he recently conquered with \u201cLisa\u201d, Bitcoin, and the metaverse. More on that later. This week Sofia brings us up to date on ALL things John including his ~thriving~ love life, career, AND skateboarding skills. Promise it\u2019s FAR more interesting than it sounds. The duo also dives into some interesting topics such as the \u201cgay best friend\u201d controversy, AND a fun game of \u201cWhat Kind of Gay Are You?\u201d (PS: If you\u2019re a Lana gay we are JUDGING you - kidding\u2026kinda). Finally, instead of Raya, John has a NEW dating app (website?) for us that is by far the WILDEST shit we have ever stumbled across. Just know going forward: no Macy\u2019s bathroom is safe.\xa0\n\nFollow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn\nFind merch HERE:\xa0https://sofiafranklyn.com/\xa0\n\nDipsea:\xa0http://www.dipsea.com/SOFIA\xa0for 30 days full access\nFreshly:\xa0http://www.freshly.com/SOFIA\xa0\nDadgrass:\xa0http://www.dadgrass.com/SOFIA\n \nTo learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy\n \n Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices