67: Sext Me When You Get Home

Published: Feb. 24, 2022, 10:11 a.m.

It isn\u2019t sex\u2026it\u2019s the next best thing!\nSleep-fucking, scamming, and sexting oh my! We cover A LOT this week, so buckle tf up Sloots. This week Sofia had A LOT to say\u2026per usual. Have you ever woken up next to a male creature before and felt *something* poking you ever so slightly in the bum? Us too\u2026well Sofia had a revelation about that this week which may make you hate your significant other. Sorry. Next, we discuss the man, the myth, the legend, Simon Leviev aka THE TINDER SWINDLER (PS\u2026PLEASE check your DM\u2019s sir, we are ready and willing). Sofia discusses her opinion on the swindler and the swindled and that one time she paid a guys phone bill (extremely embarrassing please respect our privacy at this time. Finally, we have a very necessary Sloot University on one of America\u2019s favorite past times\u2026SEXTING! We give you the ins and outs, ways to spice up the most bland sext, AND if you\u2019re as lazy as Sofia, a generated sext-bot that can come up with some spicy things for you on the spot. If you\u2019re listening to this with virgin ears around you, turn this shit UP because it\u2019s time for them to learn a thang or two (if they\u2019re above 18 of course!)\nFollow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn\nFind merch HERE:\xa0https://sofiafranklyn.com/\xa0\nOK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today!\nDipsea:\xa0http://www.dipsea.com/SOFIA\xa0for 30 days full access\nDadgrass:\xa0http://www.dadgrass.com/SOFIA\xa0for 20% off your first order\n \nTo learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy\n \n Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices