There are 3 things that are for certain in this life: death, taxes, and being force-fed information about MGK and Megan Fox.\nWe\u2019re happy to have you back Sloots. We have A LOT to fill you in on. In case you haven\u2019t heard, Sofia is now TikTok\u2019s newest star! Shout out to the NY Post for making this possible. This week Sofia dissects her latest media debacle and how this podcast will soon come to an end due to her newfound fame. Once she snapped back into reality, Sofia then covers the most blood-sucking news of the week\u2026Megan Fox and MGK\u2019s engagement. At this point, we (unfortunately) know more about their relationship than we do ourselves. After devising her plan to sneak into their Twilight-themed wedding, Sofia moves on to the most important period of the week: SLOOT UNIVERSITY. This week, Professor Sloot embraces her motherly role and brings us in with a warm embrace. Whether you\u2019re just entering or exiting your twenties, Sofia\u2019s Declassified Survival Guide will help you get through them (or at the very least let you know you\u2019re not the ONLY shit show around here). From student loans to job hunting, and outgrowing friends - Sofia has it ALL covered. Pencils and paper out Sloots, we know you needed this one.\xa0\n\nFollow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn\nFind merch HERE:\xa0https://sofiafranklyn.com/\xa0\nOK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today!\nNative Deodorant:\xa0http://www.nativedeo.com/SOFIA\xa0or use promo code SOFIA at checkout and get 20% off your first order\nZola:\xa0http://www.Zola.com\xa0and use promo code SAVE50 for 50-percent off your save the dates\n \nTo learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy\n \n Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices