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HAPPY NEW YEAR SLOOTS!\xa0\nWell honestly\u2026New Years are a little overrated so you will NOT be getting any \u201cNew Year New Me\u201d BS here. This week Sofia gets real about the pressure that surrounds going into a new year and how it is OKAY to not wake up on January 1st ready to change your entire life. So don\u2019t worry, you\u2019re not alone. There is one thing we\u2019re doing a little different in the new year\u2026and that is empowering all the short kings! Seriously this is NOT a joke. If Zendaya can do it, so can you! Sloots, we are leaving the no-good, bad credit having, broken down car 6\u20192 losers in the past, and finding someone who treats you right, EVEN IF he\u2019s 5\u20199. Get over it. Finally, we have a Sloot University seminar that really brings us back to our roots: The Lost Art of Fingering. When was the last time you had a really good finger sesh? Don\u2019t worry, we\u2019ll wait\u2026exactly. It\u2019s almost as if once sex came into the picture, fingering was left in the 9th grade. It\u2019s okay though because we are bringing it BACK. Stretch those fingers and wrists out, they\u2019re gonna need it.\xa0\nFollow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn\nFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/\xa0\nEpisode promo codes:\nFitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to sixty-four thousand to join FitOn for free\n \nTo learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy\n \n Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices