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Or FaceTime me that p*ssy if its\u2026cool\nSloots, it\u2019s time to dust the cobwebs off your cooter-cats. Sofia is giving out some VITAL information this week. Sloot University has saved your life on multiple occasions, but this week it\u2019s REALLY about to up your game. How many times has your man begged you (in that little bitch boy voice) on FaceTime to \u201cjust show me pleaseee!\u201d\xa0\xa0Luckily for you, Sofia will be teaching you ALL the ins and outs of FaceTime sex and how to pull it off in ways that even the top earner on OnlyFans would envy. Prop your phone up and spread your vagines, we\u2019re putting on a show. Hope your FBI agent isn\u2019t watching, unless you\u2019re into that sort of thing. Next, Sofia breaks down the ONLY guide to men that you will ever need: The Rich-Hot Matrix. Derived from the infamous Crazy-Hot Matrix YouTube video that took the internet by storm years ago. Sofia breaks down her scientific scale telling you EXACTLY where the man of your dreams lies, based off of many many years of research of course. Finally, we found out that Tik Tok in it\u2019s entirety is a snitch and is out to ruin your relationship. No, SERIOUSLY. A new feature has been discovered that will get you, or your shady boyfriend, in all SORTS of trouble if one of you slips up. Just another week in the office Sloots, just another week in the office.\xa0\n\nFollow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn\nFind merch HERE:\xa0https://sofiafranklyn.com/\xa0\nEpisode promo codes:\nBlue Chew:\xa0http://bluechew.com\xa0promo code SOFIA to receive your first month FREE\nNoom:\xa0http://noom.com/SOFIA\xa0for your free trial\nTalkspace:\xa0htttp://talkspace.com\xa0promo code SOFIA for $100 off\nCalm:\xa0http://calm.com/SOFIA\xa0for 40% off unlimited access to Calm\u2019s entire library\n \nTo learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy\n \n Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices