32: 911? It's me

Published: May 27, 2021, 5:14 p.m.

Beyonc\xe9 said she\u2019s on demon time, so we are too.\xa0\nSofia is BACK by unpopular demand! This week Sofia learns a new language. Twitter language that is, thanks to producer Alex and the Gen Z kids. Sofia goes on to tell us a HORRIFYING story about a recent doctors appointment where she learned about her alarmingly short life expectancy, AND that she\u2019s also the cause for all major issues in the world! Health is wealth! We also learn an NSA-level hack that will 100% make you lose sleep at night. And finally, thanks to our girl Larsa Pippen, we do a psychoanalysis of the cis-male brain...or lack there of. Just another week of regularly scheduled chaos over here Sloots!\nFollow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn\nFind merch HERE:\xa0https://sofiafranklyn.com/\xa0\n\nEpisode promo codes:\nNoom:\xa0http://www.noom.com/SOFIA\nBrooklinen:\xa0http://www.brooklinen.com\xa0promo code SOFIA\nAthena Club:\xa0http://www.athenaclub.com\xa0promo code: SOFIA\nCalm:\xa0http://www.calm.com/SOFIA\nRoman:\xa0http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA\n \nTo learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy\n \n Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices