Electric lawnmowers, mind control, free delivery isn\u2019t free, Weezer gave Pikus speakers, bok choy for some box joy, HEB, Nickelback, boneless wyngz, $432K worth of crab, sister city scam, $40k worth of calculators, Raw Dawgs, corn syrup train derails, melon taste, rear train cars, flush your prayers.
\nDouble X Quantimino
\nLawnz
\nChoose one superpower: super strength, mind control, telekinesis, fire, ice, invisibility
\nFree delivery
\nWhite Van Scam in the Quantimino - Booba Gettz is spotted in Hollywood circa 1992.
\n\u201cThe cost of the recording session was estimated at $200, but the band didn't have any money to cover the costs. In exchange for his services, the band gave Pikus a pair of stereo speakers which they had purchased from "a dude in a van" a few months before the session.\u201d
\nCalling All Casanovas & Don Juans - bok choy for some box joy
\n"The cultiest cult grocer in America"
\nThis Is The Newz
\nRutgers Scientists Identify Substance That May Have Sparked Life on Earth
\nMan sues Buffalo Wild Wings because he says their 'boneless wings' are actually chicken nuggets
\nMan charged for impersonating Stanwood Safeway agent, stealing $432K worth of crab
\nCity of Newark falls for Sister City scam: "Whose job was it to do a simple Google search?"
\nCalculators worth over $40,000 stolen in spree of New York school burglaries
\n'We didn't have any failures': Omaha nonprofit hoping to relaunch 'Raw Dawgs' youth gang prevention group
\nA train carrying corn syrup derails in Arizona
\nBurrito\u2019s Nippon Newz
\nTropicana\u2019s Japanese licensee in hot juice for cartons that boast \u201c100% Melon Taste\u201d
\n\u201cPassengers who don\u2019t want to be groped, please use the rear train cars\u201d announcement angers Japan
\nFlush your prayers down the toilet at this unique Japanese temple
\nAfter Party: Pubix and Centennial Light
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