A $17 cookie, blink-182\u2019s Apple Shampoo lyrics, Liver Guy, bull semen, magazine covers, feeding a family on a $3k/week salary, Roget\u2019s Thesaurus, dental hygienists, blackout rage gallons, free lunches, Walmart versus Target, Never Have I Ever, accidental incest, a 2,000-year-old sex toy, a 1998 Ford Escort, missing biscuits, a kissing device, a giant squid statue, spreadable coffee, and more odd news stories.
\nDouble X Quantimino
\nA $17 Chocolate Chip Cookie
\nDude Ranch, Apple Shampoo, Dance Hall Crashers
\nLiver Guy Follow-up Story
\nBull semen - She tells you to take a shot right before coitus.
\nYour fake magazine cover
\nPlug In & Hate - A mother of two explains how she feeds her toddlers with her $3k/week salary.
\nA truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget\u2019s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
\n"What does that make you?"
\nBorgs - blackout rage gallons
\nArthur the Freegan
\nWalmart
\nNever Have I Ever - Retro Edition
\nThis Is The Newz
\nAustralia worried 'prolific' sperm donors could lead to 'accidental incest'
\nThis Well-Worn Wooden Object Was Unearthed In A Roman Fort \u2014 And Scientists Believe It's A 2,000-Year-Old Sex Toy
\nMan wins $10K lottery prize, but state instead claims he owes them money
\nWoman goes viral for buying a 1998 Ford Escort for $289 a month for the next 84 months
\nGeorgia woman crashes SUV into Popeyes after her order was missing biscuits
\n\u2018They missed a whole bomb in my bag,\u2019 woman says at FLL, landing her in jail
\nSpirit Airlines flight makes emergency landing after battery fire
\nAn airline provided a single banana as the in-flight 'meal' for one vegan passenger
\nThis Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet
\nBurrito\u2019s Nippon Newz
\nJapanese town that spent 25 million yen in COVID money on giant squid statue says it paid off big
\nJapanese monkey-hunting team shoots woman with tranquilizer dart
\nSpreadable coffee to put on your toast going on sale in Japan
\nAfter Party - Dental hygienists can tell.
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