Episode 209: Aquarium Cleaner

Published: Dec. 24, 2021, 5:42 a.m.

You are cordially invited to the best lunch table conversation in the Quantimino\u2122. Take a seat with Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood as they humor a captivated audience by deconstructing Earth\u2019s hot topics and news headlines.

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Double X Quantimino

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DXQ Level Newz: This "90 Day Fianc\xe9" Star Has Probably Made More Than Your Annual Salary In One Week By Selling Her Farts

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Gemini proposes setting up an interview with an actual Show Me Your Feet Guy

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Feetquently Asked Questions

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The Arbiter makes amends with Thigh Stop

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Cherry Cordials

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This Is The Newz.

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Catalytic converter thief crushed to death by Toyota Prius

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Ex-McDonald's worker 'disturbed' after discovering raunchy Ronald McDonald toy

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Woman delivered her own baby in car travelling at 60mph

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Man Lifts His Sleeping Ex-Girlfriend\u2019s Eyelids to Unlock Her Phone, Stealing $24,000

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Burrito\u2019s Nippon Newz.

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New foot bath boots bring the healing waters of a Japanese onsen to your home

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Newly appointed Minister of the Environment found following adult-oriented Twitter accounts

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Official Pok\xe9mon furniture line launches with Pikachu Sofa and Pok\xe9 Ball table

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What I Had For Lunch

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