You are cordially invited to the best lunch table conversation in the Quantimino\u2122. Take a seat with Gemini Jackson, Wes Burrito, Brian McFly, and Arthur Dood as they humor a captivated audience by deconstructing Earth\u2019s hot topics and news headlines.
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\nDXQ Level Newz: This "90 Day Fianc\xe9" Star Has Probably Made More Than Your Annual Salary In One Week By Selling Her Farts
\nGemini proposes setting up an interview with an actual Show Me Your Feet Guy
\nFeetquently Asked Questions
\nThe Arbiter makes amends with Thigh Stop
\nCherry Cordials
\nThis Is The Newz.
\nCatalytic converter thief crushed to death by Toyota Prius
\nEx-McDonald's worker 'disturbed' after discovering raunchy Ronald McDonald toy
\nWoman delivered her own baby in car travelling at 60mph
\nMan Lifts His Sleeping Ex-Girlfriend\u2019s Eyelids to Unlock Her Phone, Stealing $24,000
\nBurrito\u2019s Nippon Newz.
\nNew foot bath boots bring the healing waters of a Japanese onsen to your home
\nNewly appointed Minister of the Environment found following adult-oriented Twitter accounts
\nOfficial Pok\xe9mon furniture line launches with Pikachu Sofa and Pok\xe9 Ball table
\nWhat I Had For Lunch
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