We saved you a seat at our lunch table, the Quantinimo\u2122 powered podcast known across the universe as Slam City. Brian, Burrito, Gemini, and Arthur penetrate deep inside your ears with thought-provoking conversations that reflect the future of humanity today.
\nPreshow.
\nWes Burrito.
\nSoggy Ben\u2019s Sex Journal.
\nThe Take Notes T-shirt.
\nBleach stains, radioactive yazz.
\nGodzilla Versus Dong.
\nCostco Kenny for Be Praised Mayo.
\nDouble X Quantimino.
\nMexican restaurants with dry-ass limes.
\nMortal Kombat.
\nGas Station Cuisine.
\nSlam City Sea Cucumbers.
\nJapanese mosaic ultra massive loads.
\nSonic the Hedgehog is canon.
\nThis Is The Newz.
\nChicken wing shortage leaves restaurants scrambling for more. \u2018It\u2019s a predicament\u2019.
\nNathan's Famous Brings Back 5-Cent Hot Dogs for First Time in More Than 100 Years.
\nMan builds poop wall in Washtenaw County after dispute with neighbor.
\nOklahoma woman charged with felony for not returning VHS tape 21 years ago.
\nArgentina loses the country's Google domain after a random citizen buys it for $5.
\nPeople named Josh battle it out with pool noodles in Nebraska to find the top Josh.
\nKids use sandpit shovels to escape kindergarten to try to buy sports car.
\nJapanese man was arrested after \u2018dating more than 35 women at once to get birthday gifts\u2019.
\nBurrito\u2019s Nippon Newz.
\nA Hyogo man was arrested for stealing 13 tiny fish valued at 52,000 yen.
\nDaiso sells \u201cemergency shelters,\u201d and they have an amazing visual trick.
\nLive-action U.S.-produced Gundam movie is coming to Netflix.
\nJapanese toilets now measure fatigue levels at highway rest stops.
\nMore Newz.
\nKyoto woman accused of stalking police officer who previously arrested her for stalking.
\nAn explosion at gender reveal party rocks several towns.
\nThe oldest whiskey believed to be in existence is soon to be up for auction.
\nIntruders trespass at Denny\u2019s, cook eggs \u2014 twice.
\nMan arrested at airport after 35 birds intended for singing contests found in his clothing.
\nJapanese Zoo Finds Out Why Its Toucans Keep Flirting but Won\u2019t Get It On.
\nDunkin' Is Introducing Coconut Milk To Its Stores With 3 All New Refreshers.
\nWhat I Had For Lunch.
\nEric America\u2019s Learning Corner.
\nThat one of the honey badgers defense is to go for the groin area. Basically ripping its prey's testicles off until they bleed to death.
\nVoice actor Frank Welker has voiced Fred from Scooby Doo continuously since the show's inception except for one series where the characters were children. You may also know him as the voice of Megatron from the live action Transformers movies!
\nA helium balloon on the moon, unlike what might feel intuitive, would drop to the ground as if it was heavy.
\nThe average American child eats 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before they graduate high school; the average adult consumes a PB&J three times a month.
\nDespite being the best camouflage, mammals cannot produce green pigment, hence the reason there are no green mammals.
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