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May Yonaise be praised! From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of interesting scholar gentlemen, odd news commentary, food, and expanding knowledge. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.
\\nDouble X Quantimino.
\\nSlam City\'s "street franchise" and what they sell.
\\nHow do you pronounce \\u201cmayonnaise\\u201d?
\\nBryan McFly\\u2019s Into the Future: Human cloacas and what we can expect in 2069: The Great Genital Swxtch.
\\nJ Roper Explained.
\\nYour single favorite euphemism for \\u201crubbing one out\\u201d.
\\nBurrito is moving out of his home of 9 years to another place.
\\nCollecting trading cards.
\\nWhite Van Scam Explained.
\\nIntroducing Detective Dick Hawks.
\\nThis Is The Newz.
\\nBrit who was posted home from Australia wants to find men who nailed crate shut.
\\nTexas Man Tried to Blow Up the Internet.
\\nDoor stolen from car at NY dealership.
\\nJimmy Dean Is Debuting Savory \\u2018breakfast Nuggets\\u2019.
\\nGuy steals $21 million of lunar rocks to have \'sex on the moon\'.
\\nColorado looks to legalize human composting \\u2014 yes, your dead body could become garden soil.
\\nBurrito\\u2019s Nippon Newz.
\\nEntire crew of Going Merry arrested by police in Japan (no, not on April 1).
\\nThe sea cucumbers they poached along the way actually are a sort of treasure.
\\nOriginal Tokyo Olympics opening ceremony plans leaked, with Akira and Mario taking centre stage.
\\n7-Eleven to build 7-Eleven in the parking lot of another 7-Eleven.
\\nWhat\\u2019s it like to shop at Family Mart\\u2019s first \\u201cunmanned convenience store\\u201d in Japan?
\\nMore Newz.
\\nS.Pellegrino\'s New Coffee-Inspired Sparkling Water Features a Caffeine Kick.
\\nEgypt To \'Ever Given\' Owners: Pay Us $1 Billion Or You Aren\'t Getting Your Big Boat Back.
\\nA Florida woman who claimed to be Harry Potter killed a judge in a hit-and-run.
\\nStolen Doritos Truck Chase in Oklahoma City Lasts 100 Miles.
\\nEl Paso man kept 29 bags of money while working in an armored delivery service.
\\nWhat I Had For Lunch.
\\nEric America\\u2019s Learning Corner.
\\nSharks do not have bones.
\\nAs Drone Bees mate with Queen Bees mid-flight, all blood in the Drone\'s body rushes to his endophallus causing him to lose control of his body. After inseminating the queen, his body falls to the ground leaving part of his endophallus in the queen.
\\nThe platypus has no nipples. Their milk oozes out of mammary gland ducts and collects in grooves on their skin.
\\nWhales have inverted nipples and produce milk so fatty it has the same texture as toothpaste.
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