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Episode 167: Thought Audit
We saved you a seat at the lunch table where Gemini Jackson, The Burrito Bandito, Soggy Ben, and Arthur deliver a Quantimino\u2122 powered triple uranium episode from Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District.
\nDouble X Quantimino
\nWhale That Washed Up on Florida Beach Turns Out to Be an Entirely New Species
\nCryptid discussion - Chupacopycat, Daddy Bigfoot
\nIf you had 24 hours left to live, how would you spend those 24 hours?
\nWhat does Brian McFly keep in his bug out bag?
\nThis Is The Newz.
\n'First 3D-printed home in U.S.' for sale in New York.
\nFour travelers eat 66 pounds of oranges to avoid extra airline fees: 'Never want to have any oranges again'.
\nSubway offers 'ITSREAL' deal on tuna subs following fake fish allegations.
\nMan in bond court attempts to virtually flirt with the judge.
\nJapan Looks To Amend Copyright Law To Force Some Cosplayers To Pay To Cosplay.
\nBurrito\u2019s Nippon Newz.
\nJapanese train driver falls asleep while operating a train.
\nFormer schoolgirl sues Tokyo high school that made her drop out for breaking no-dating rule.
\nMan arrested in Japan for selling modified Pok\xe9mon to Sword and Shield players.
\nPok\xe9mon Centre in Japan apologizes for a mistake, makes plushie even more valuable.
\nMore Newz.
\nMan accused of groping an EMT at the scene of a Bronx fire was having a seizure.
\n'I'm not a cat,' says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap.
\nMan pleads guilty to placing dead animals on neighbor\u2019s gravestone while dressed as a woman.
\nWWE stars put POO in Dwayne Johnson's lunchbox and warned him to not leave food.
\nSea cucumbers pinch out '5 Eiffel Towers worth' of poop per reef, per year.
\nMan killed after cannon explodes at baby shower.
\nTour Joe Pesci\u2019s Mansion, Which Is Covered in Joe Pesci Posters.
\nChinese researchers send an 'uncrackable' quantum message to space.
\nA hacker modified drinking water chemical levels in a US city.
\nPolice seize $60 million of bitcoin! Now, where's the password?
\nCops playing copyrighted music to stop video of them being posted online.
\nJapan's Kitchen Origin Is Selling a 12,000-Calorie Bento Called the "Meat Castle Wall".
\nRaising the steaks: First 3-D-printed rib-eye is unveiled.
\nTaco Bell Releases All-Purpose Seasoning.
\nWhat I Had For Lunch.
\nCheese Whiz, Whiz Poisoning, Whizzing.
\nEric America\u2019s Learning Corner.
\nA BBC 2 show called Inside the Factory that went behind the scenes at the Nestl\xe9 plant in York, England, revealed a little-known fact about the beloved candy bars \u2013 the crispy wafers are stuffed with crushed-up Kit Kats. In other words, Kit Kats are filled with other Kit Kats.
\nA Korean folktale called The Farting Daughter-in-law or Banggwijaengi myeoneuri. It's about a woman who destroys her husband's house with one of her destructive farts which causes his family to throw her out. They take her back after she knocks fruit off a tree with her farts.
\nBetsy Ross didn\u2019t actually make the first American flag in 1776. It was a story made up by her grandson, 100 years later.
\nR.I.P. astronaut John Young, the first man to get yelled at for smuggling a sandwich into space
\n...Young never got as much name recognition as your Neil Armstrongs or your John Glenns. But he does hold one absolutely amazing record that deserves to be memorialized today, in a spirit of acknowledging the importance of playfulness (and hunger) in humanity\u2019s journey toward the stars: He was the first man to get yelled at by Congress for smuggling a corned beef sandwich into space.
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