Gemini, Foxtrot, Burrito, and Arthur drop some audio to deliver the Slam Citizens another dynamite episode of Slam City.
\nGemini discusses \u201covercornification\u201d. Have you ever heard of Howl-O-Scream?
\nBurrito\u2019s Dictionary Discovery: Meef
\nMEEF\u2122 is a cultured meat solution that uses your own stem cells as starter cultures so that you\u2019re guaranteed to get the specific nutrients your body NEEDS.
\nA lexitor is a person that sells words.
\nBurrito got a new Hedorah shirt.
\nTop 10 Spicy Chicken McNuggets
\nMcD\u2019s sauces
\nAll-Purpose
\nFan Mail on paper in cursive
\nBalmuda Triangle
\nWhat I Had For Lunch: Arthur had Taco Bell, Gemini had a Jimmy Dean\u2019s breakfast bowl, Burrito had Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and Foxtrot had omurice.
\nThis is the Newz
\nChuck E. Cheese is plotting an animated TV show and a live-action movie starring its mouse mascot.
\nTiny Rubik\u2019s Cube goes on sale in Japan for the anniversary.
\nBank manager finds 9.07-carat diamond in Arkansas state park.
\nTroublesome South African baboon evicted for raiding homes.
\nWoman told the officer \u2018I have to poop so bad\u2019 before high-speed chase.
\nKraft introduces Pumpkin Spice Macaroni & Cheese.
\nNissan Murano's Urban Adventure on Unfinished Bridge Is a Clueless Driver Classic.
\nDriver given parking ticket after leaving rude note demanding not to be fined.
\nThis pro wrestler pooped himself mid-match, then turned it into the promo of the year.
\nMan who erected a giant wooden penis on his lawn fights to keep it up.
\nSecret \u2018Man Cave' Discovered Below Grand Central Platform; 3 Subway Workers Busted.
\nParrots removed from UK safari park after teaching each other to swear.
\nRapper Lil Yachty was arrested for driving 150 mph in a Ferrari.
\nWhataburger is jumping on the spicy chicken sandwich trend.
\nNASA Launching $23 Million Toilet to International Space Station.
\nMan Dumped Two Sacks of Eels Into Prospect Park Lake.
\nAI deepfake videos to make up '90% of online content' in just five years.
\nBisexual pastor-turned-stripper \u2018blesses\u2019 the world with her \u2018sacred\u2019 sexuality through OnlyFans.
\nVermont zucchini in the running for world record.
\nA Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, but felt bad and returned it.
\nTaro Kono, Japan's administrative reform minister, declares war on faxes.
\nFace of Elvis appears in giant wave as 65mph winds hammer the east coast.
\nMan steals a puppy from a couple at knifepoint.
\nTwo drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn: University Hts.
\nRude graffiti is painted around town's potholes.
\n250K+ saws sold at Lowe's recalled, might not turn off.
\nModel with unibrow claims she's harassed daily, denied work because of her look.
\n\xa3100m of seized cocaine 'barely covered by bananas' was 'heading to Scotland'.
\nYou can go back to the office\u2014you just need a virtual-reality headset.
\nWhy helium-free "vacuum balloons" could save physics research.
\nMcDonald\u2019s All-Day Breakfast Might Not Ever Come Back To Menus.
\nFlorida man claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget, sues McDonald\u2019s.
\nTop 10 Most Popular Fast Food Chains in America.
\nZombie Skittles suspiciously good at mimicking the taste of rotting flesh.
\nThe Burrito Pop Will Ensure You\u2019re Only a Mess on the Inside.
\nPumpkin spice mac and cheese is coming but there's a wait list.
\nMan travels 100 kilometers in the middle of the night in Japan to punch another dude in the throat.
\nPantone launches a bold new color to combat menstruation taboos. & MORE!
\nThe complete list of news stories covered is at SlamCityRadio.com .
\nWTF We Learned This Week
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