Grandpa would have wanted us to put singles into the bra of a stripper dancing on his casket. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about what the best Christmas presents we ever received was, they play a game called \u201cInhuman Conditions\u201d (https://robots.management/) where one player interviews the other and must decide if the interviewee is a robot or not (featuring Dr. Bozo Fredrickson the Dean of a Clown College and Natas Susej the Cult Leader), Theo looks \u201cIn the News\u201d\xa0 to find a story about why some Chinese Funerals have strippers, and the boys read chapters 8-10 of \u201cMy Immortal\u201d where Draco runs around naked, Snape insults, Voldemort finds Ebony and hands her a gun to kill Vampire Potter, and Ebony has band practice.