b"When Ben's wearing a shirt featuring space-faring cat faces on burritos & tacos, you know it's going to be a good set of stories for Ben's Story of the Day. Which story will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day, the worst first words to hear after waking up from a 7 month coma, a lawyer's weird use of a scene from the movie Psycho in court or perhaps a BC grocer's surprising shipment of bananas?"