Ben's Story of the Day - The All-Natural Liquid That 'Fights' COVID-19, The Phallic Pothole Phenom & The Ugly Mug (Shot)
b"Today's edition of Ben's Story of the Day features:\\n\\n1) A politician in India has made a video where he can be seen drinking a liquid that he claims, if ingested on an empty stomach every day, will prevent COVID-19 from infecting you. What is this magical liquid you might ask? Cow urine. Is this one of those cases where the cure is worse than the disease?\\n\\n2) It turns out that Auckland, New Zealand has a pothole problem and someone has taken it upon their self to do something about them. Draw some phallic imagery that features the pothole and then boom, the pothole is gone! The pen may be mightier than the sword but spray paint seems to be much quicker.\\n\\n3) An ugly picture on your ID may suck but you only have to show it every now and then. An ugly mug shot, on the other hand, sucks much more, especially when the police is posting it everywhere. This criminal found a solution to this, get some better pictures taken and then send the police one of them.\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"