Ben's Story of the Day - The 4mph Police Chase, The Silent Songbirds & The Silent but Deadly Wall
b"Today's edition of Ben's Story of the Day features:\\n\\n1) Police chases are supposed to be fast, right? Not in this case. In what's been described as the slowest, saddest police chase ever, an English police officer chased a boat along a channel for 8 miles while on his bicycle topping out at a whopping 4 miles per hour.\\n\\n2) Airport security at New York's JFK airport caught a smuggler with some rather interesting wares. A man was caught flying in from Guyana with 35 competitive songbirds hidden on his person. One must ask, how didn't anyone hear these competitive birds on the flight from Guyana?\\n\\n3) Some neighbours simply suck. This guy found a way to get him to shut up by building a wall of poop between them. Creativity comes in many ways, some of those simply stink and this one is no different, literally.\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"