Ben's Story of the Day - Surprise Wedding, A Really Explosive Gender Reveal & Lipstick Bum

Published: April 28, 2021, 3:41 a.m.

b"Today's edition of Ben's Story of the Day features:\\n\\n1) Finding a wedding venue is anything but easy so this Florida couple had an idea. Since it looks like no one lives in this massive estate for sale, let's have the wedding here; it's not like the neighbour is also the property owner or anything.\\n\\n2) Gender reveals are all the rage which naturally means that someone has to take it to the next level and boy howdy did someone manage to do just that. Featuring 80lbs of Tannerite (an explosive that can be set off by shooting it) and a quarry, this guy shook pictures off the walls of nearby houses and registered as an earthquake because of the seismic activity it generated. Oh and it's a boy!\\n\\n3) Children have amazing imaginations and when it's science fair time, those imaginations kick into overdrive and this boy is no different. The catch here is that his imagination was captured by his cat, more specifically the cat's bum hole and where it touches around the house. Now how would someone track what it touches, you might ask? How about using mom's lipstick!\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"