Ben's Story of the Day - Marine Corps Pee Mishap, Alligator Threat & Dank Gummies
b"Today's edition of Ben's Story of the Day features:\\n\\n1) Have you ever found yourself checking the outside of your packages before you open them? Chances are you'd want to if you also got shipped some Marine Corps pee samples!\\n\\n2) Threats come in many styles, lengths & types but occasionally they're super specific in an odd kind of way. After all how else should you respond to being kicked off a plane other than yelling to the flight crew that you hope they all get eaten by alligators?\\n\\n3) It's hard to explain why you hit a gas station with your car. It's even harder to explain why your ID is actually a packet of 'Dank Gummies'.\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"