Ben's Story of the Day - Expensive Spongebob Popsicles, No Math Skills = No Marriage & Vodka from Chernobyl
b"Today's edition of Ben's Story of the Day features:\\n\\n1) A child with a credit card will often result in some rather expensive charges being put on said card and this is no different. This 4-year-old kid managed to get on his mom's Amazon account and placed an order of Spongebob popsicles to the tune of nearly $3,000.\\n\\n2) People look for different things in their partners but once this lady discovered her fiance didn't know how to multiply by 2, she called off the wedding! If you're going to multiply, it's important to know how. \\n\\n3) The name Chernobyl is synonymous with radioactivity, post-apocalyptic conditions and nuclear activity. Apples from the area are being used to make 'ATOMIK Apple Spirit'. Does it glow in the dark? Is there a nuclear zing our booze is missing? Unfortunately we may never know thanks to the Ukrainian Security Service who seized the first batch of 1500 bottles. We'll just have to wait and see if some day it'll grace the shelves of the LCBO.\\n\\nWhich one will be crowned Ben's Story of the Day? Which one is your story of the day?"