Alex reports in on Jeezos praying for artificial intelligence \u2013 because they really know how to waste time. Brad has watched the bizarre documentary \u201cUnleashed! A Dog Dancing Story\u201d which follows the wild machinations of a charismatic cult leader as he fulfills his dreams of a dog vs kite apocalypse. Riverdale episode two remains burger-less and Punky Brewster 1x02 introduces some terrible new characters and ends with an orphanage escape.