As we survive the dark solstice it\u2019s time to officially celebrate xmas in July. Alex violates the law with a shocking lack of alarm. We play everyone\u2019s favorite holiday games with the bing translator and the Situation-How-Does-It-End-Room. We dip back into old time radio to discuss Dragnet from 12/22/49 ".22 Rifle for Christmas\u201d and we read a questionable article about Tom Selleck.