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I know no way of judging the future but by the past\u2026 and in our case the past consists of disclosing your darkest personality flaws for national television and the Springer audience. The Contestants are here re-haul Earth\u2019s global governing system so that it takes on the format of Jerry\u2019s \u2018sexy secret revealing\u2019 game show, Baggage.

Zach needs sandwich breaks, Jared wants to class up the place, and Adam cannot resist Hulk Hogan\u2019s sexual energy.

Talking Points Include: Energy Masked Suitcase, Dr. Pepper Basement, Ghost Sex, Stone Em\u2019, Adult Film Awards, The Greatest American Hero, Child Napoleon, Sexy United Nations, France\u2019s Terrible Oranges, Supreme Court Springer