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The Professional Contestants are headed to Japan to hang out and pal around with 142 of our newest best friends! We're gonna do obstacle courses! We're gonna eat biscuits! And if any war hungry Counts or Generals even THINK about forcing us to fight on their behalf, we're gonna incite a revolution!
Zach has definitely not been to Boston, Jared reminices about playground energy, and Adam attempts to understand medieval war strategy.
Talking Points Include: A Harry Potter Adajacent Update, The Dichotomy of Party Magicians, Bad Army Recruitment Tactics, Obstacle Courses of War, The Strong Man Maze, Game Show Cultures, A Peoples' Uprising, The Cheese New Deal
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