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Shhh, Jacki is sleeping and Lorraine is in California. This is a totally time travelly type of episode. The guest is Josh, or Pinkman, or Bro.

This blog, if you read it, is just an attempt to decipher the notes that Jacki took during the show.

- The Pints have started a secret society and it requires a special tattoo on you ankle that will help you identify other members.

- This new secret society will also have a special walk, much like the Crips Gang has Crip Walking.

- When you reach level 10 of the secret society, you become and ordained deacon, and are awarded sex sandals.

- When you reach level 15 of the secret society, before you can be formally advanced, you must beat Helga at beer pong in the back of a strip club.

- In order to advance to level 20, you must complete Lorraine's Comedy School.

- At level 25, you will be awarded a plaque with digital boobs.

- In order to advance to Level 30, you must prove your value and raise money through a program called Go Fund Yourself.

- If you reach level 32, you will become an honorary Frat Bro

- No one knows how many actual levels there are, but the grand boobah/high priestess can be identified at any secret meeting by her Hello Kitty Frog robe.