The secret of Des Moines
\nAncient mystery
\nSomewhere deep in Iowa
\nI know you're hiding
\nWhat is your name?
\nWill we ever know?
\nWill always be a mystery
\nWhat are people from you called?
\n\nCourse Materials:
\n1. Cote de Quaqua
\n2. Boob Tube Bomb
\n3. The Acting President
\n4. Dezzies
\n5. EBOLA!
\n6. RelaxoBak