Episode Forty-four: Best Laid Plans

Published: Aug. 23, 2021, 8:25 p.m.

June 21, 2021\nThe party finishes preparing for their trip into the Shardlands.\n\xa0\nQuotes:\nIt\u2019s shaped like a UFOYeah, that\u2019s a d10\nI need to come up with a way, in 25 words or less, to convince him to give me the recipe for drow sleeping draught.\nDon\u2019t make that sandwich. I think it\u2019s a bomb.\nYou know gelatinous cubes? One of those you can eat, and it tastes like fruit.\nYou put the ketamine in the turkey! It\u2019s like a pill pocket!\nIt\u2019s a giraffe hobgoblin\nThey\u2019re fancy! They\u2019re from rich, vampire fucks!\nYou know friend?Yeah! About yea big? Pretty good at arm wrestling\u2026\nYou also made jokes about Sol dating Mr X.That\u2019s not a joke. That\u2019s a plan.\nThis is my whispered guess into the microphone.