My Comedy “Notebook: Episode 5
Reminisce over the Toys ‘R’ Us flyers
Drinking sugar water
Mom is allergic to chicken – stereotype does not apply
The day I became lactose intolerant – bubble guts
When a woman’s water break liquid is not just water. It is pussy juice. It’s just like me sitting in a tub with cheeks spread is not bath water… It’s ass juice. Dick in cup stirring the water is a cocktail.
After the stomach virus
Life flashing before your eyes cuts off too quick and you die before the end of the visions
Listening to porn with the volume down
Cashiers who can’t do math in their heads
You didn’t learn to cook now you’re scared to go to the restaurant
Thick women become Big Mama
Funny break-up story