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People love making jokes about the movie Ghost, but we can do better. We\u2019re pitching a reboot with like, Rooney Mara. Or . . . Helen Mirren? And what if it wasn\u2019t a ghost, but a mummy? Or like, a Frankenstein? And not pottery, but a magic mirror that shows you the moment of your death? Wait, hang on, this is too good to share. Forget we said any of this.\n\nSuggested talking points: Spittlest Brother, Big Beefy Sandwiches, Cashing Chicken Cheques, God\u2019s Not Dead He\u2019s at Wingstop, I Can Moan; I\u2019m a Man, Do You Fuck Ghosts At Your Job?\n\nEarthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/