Look, the title ain\u2019t lying, and you\u2019d have no way of proving it if it were. One of us has seen every bird, full stop. We\u2019re the new high score on the birdwatcher leaderboard, and who\u2019s gonna argue against that? The birds? Probably not the birds. Suggested talking points: Spookily, Raccoon Trash Strats (feat. John Hodgman), Dickbilled Priebus, Freakied and Fridayed, Ammunition for the Soda Wars