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If you think you’re miserable right now, wait until Lia and Nick Romeo get through with you. The Romeos—they’re brother and sister, not husband and wife—just published a new book titled 11,002 Things to Be Miserable About: The Satirical Not-So-Happy Book. And what a miserable book it is! The introduction, in fact, says the book “will make you laugh, cry and contemplate self-mutilation.” Think an airplane crash landing in the is bad? The largest bank in America needing another $20 billion bailout is miserable? How about these simple miseries: • Being spit on from a great height • The fact that can be used to clean highways • Or, cultural variations in .