Short and painfully sweet, this Journal Club we\u2019re phoning it in with some noteworthy non-news. But, while low in minutes, the topics couldn\u2019t be spicier. We bring you the connection between gingivitis and mental health and explore the top-down processing that makes \u201cit hurt so good.\u201d We discuss research on the brains of masochists when they experience pain. Also, \u2018sup mushroom!